Two sides.
One argument.
One verdict.
State your case. The Tribunal will decide who's right (and who needs to admit defeat).
- Fair
- We hear both sides before deciding.
- Impartial
- No bias. Just logic, evidence and facts.
- Final
- The Tribunal's verdict is final. (Mostly.)
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HOW IT WORKS
From petty dispute to legally questionable justice in four simple steps.
PRESENT YOUR CASE
You and your opponent state your arguments.
WE EXAMINE THE EVIDENCE
The Tribunal considers both sides fairly.
THE TRIBUNAL DELIBERATES
Logic, facts and a touch of common sense.
WE DELIVER A VERDICT
One side wins. The other accepts defeat. Gracefully.
The Tribunal is in session
State the dispute. Choose how the Court will hear it.
On permanent file
Landmark Arguments
The disputes Britain has been having forever, each heard properly once and kept on the record.
Landmark argument
Is Die Hard a Christmas film?
Christmas party, Christmas soundtrack, machine guns. The Court is unmoved by release dates.
Enter the case
Landmark argument
Does pineapple belong on pizza?
The angriest food argument on the internet, heard properly and without shouting.
Enter the case
Landmark argument
Jam or cream first on a scone?
Devon says cream. Cornwall says jam. Somebody has to decide, and it may as well be us.
Enter the case
Landmark argument
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Bread, filling, hand. Team Sandwich wins the definition and loses the room.
Enter the case
Landmark argument
Is cereal a soup?
Solids in liquid, bowl, spoon. The Court asks who actually made the liquid.
Enter the case
Landmark argument
Should ketchup be kept in the fridge or the cupboard?
Conducted almost entirely by facial expression. The Court reads the label out loud.
Enter the case
Got an argument of your own?
Enough reading other people's disputes. Bring yours before the Tribunal and one of you gets to be right in writing.
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